I was tagged to do this meme: merdragon.deviantart.com/journ…
And I'm not one to turn down a challenge.. >>
- Adele D'Lune
- Ronnie Richardson
(I thought it would be fun because I never use these three for memes.)
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Adele: I am Adele D'Lune, fortune teller and illusionist.. nice to meet you~
Ronnie: Ronnie Richardson sir or ma'am!
And that is Adele.. my one and only true love!
Asag: Asag, grand master scientist and genius~!2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Adele: A.. blow.. job?
Ronnie: *COUGHSPUTTER* NO! I have respect for all women! D:
Asag: Pff, of course I have! My genitals are legendary, child!3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Adele: When nobody else is looking..? Heavens, I barely have any alone time..
Ronnie: I like to dance ballet.. I would do it in public but people point and laugh! D;
Asag: Removal of the genitals. Not my own, of course~4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Adele: I carry no shame whatsoever~ *lies*
Ronnie: I'm ashamed that I constantly go after a woman that is taken, oh the agony! The despair! *lies*
Asag: Hm.. Afraid not~ Except perhaps Kenshin. Though he's not really a secret.5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Adele: When you have lived as long as I with a man like Adrian.. *covers face* This is completely inappropriate! I refuse to answer such a thing!
Ronnie: Not really, I just like girls (or boys) to be themselves~<3
Asag: I've done it all, mate! From bondage to--
Adele: PLEASE DESIST!6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Adele: My acts are not questionable, everything I do has a purpose.. I'm afraid I do not understand the question.
Ronnie: Only one! My dear, sweet Adele~ She.. touched my hand! *GIGGLESQUEAL*
Asag: Quite a few, but not as many as before, I'm afraid... but ah well~ Duties are duties~7) Do you love me? I love you.
Adele: Well I love you too, dear~
Ronnie: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Asag: ... ?8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Adele: Fuck you, too.
Ronnie: *completely crushed* ... BWAHHAHWBAAHWBAHBWHABWHAHWHHWWHWAAAAAHHHHHH! ;o;
Asag: No.10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Adele: Adrian. Xavier. Sinister.
Ronnie: Well, I'm generally a happy person so, nothing really~!
... IF one of you bitches touched Ethan I'll fucking cut you
Asag: *sigh* I do so hte it terribly when someone steps foot in my lab.. ah well~ I like to hang the remains on the walls, regardless! I feel it brightens up the place~11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Adele: Just looking through the closet, darling~ You have horrible taste, by the by, but that is easily fixed~
Ronnie: B-but I.. I! ;A;
Asag: Oh! You've arrived! Someone, fetch me the hacksaw~ 12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Adele: I.. I.. what?
Ronnie: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
Asag: Every day~13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Adele: These questions are completely inappropriate! My goodness! Have some dignity!
Ronnie: My mommy.. she has to help me wash my back in the shower-- now I have to do it myself.. ;-;
Asag: I have no shame in nudity, most people have~14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Adele: ... How does one "smoke crack"? I have never smoked, mind you.
Asag: Crack? I smoke a pipe, my good sir.15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Ronnie: FUN FUN FUN!
Asag: I'm quite enjoying this~16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Adele: Once I made a bet with Adrian.. my tongue stuck to a frozen pole.. I lost..
Ronnie: My dog. I was giving him a bath.
Asag: ... Someone needs to give that child therapy.. 17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Adele: I'll have you know that I am clean and in perfect health, thank you.
Ronnie: I.. I HAVE SUPERAIDS?! ETHAN! SAVE ME!
Asag: Such mortal diseases have no effect on me~18) There is no question 18.
Adele: Well, this is rather useless.
Ronnie: B-but-- ;A;
Asag: How unfortunate.19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Adele: CAN WE PLEASE NOT DO THIS?! PLEASE?!
Ronnie: Sure, whatever that is!
Asag: I wrote the book! Literally! *holds up laminated book* Copyright Asag, ladies~20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Adele: I do not wear pants.. even so.. I am content, and my underwear is not soiled.
Ronnie: Aw.. And we were having fun, too! D:
Asag: Ah well, all's well that ends well~
I tag Chiakikat~ Double tag~